iPhone Duo Plus

iPhone Duo Plus

Hello. Hello.

Pre-order whenever the roll arrives. Available while 2010 hardware lasts.

Two iPhone 4 devices joined with silver duct tape

From $3,299 or $137.46/mo. for 24 mos. at 0.00% APR*

Get the highlights.

Display

The largest iPhone 4 display ever. Because there are two of them.

Multitasking

True multitasking. Two apps. Two phones. Zero shared state.

Frame

Stainless steel bands. Cloth hinge. Beautiful. Questionable.

Camera

5MP. And another 5MP. They are not a system.

Performance

2× processing. 2× memory. They refuse to pool either.

Battery

Dual batteries. Charge both. Separately. Overnight. Again.

Foldable design, if you count folding the tape

A new iPhone enters the roll.

Introducing iPhone Duo Plus — two iPhone 4s, joined by the most advanced bonding technology in the hardware aisle. 2× processing. 2× memory. Two complete computers that will not, under any circumstance, become one.

Two hands holding iPhone 4s joined with duct tape

Think vast.

Two 3.5-inch displays that refuse to become one. Notifications appear on the left, or the right, never both, and never where you looked.

Anything’s tapeable.

Portrait. Landscape. Diagonal, if the wrap slips. Multitasking is two full iOS 6 sessions at once — Mail on the left, Safari on the right, and a strip of tape that will not pass a copy-paste.

Close-up of duct tape wrapping two iPhone 4 bodies
Surgical-grade. Aisle 7. IP68 until you wash it.
Back of two iPhone 4 cameras taped together
Dual 5MP cameras. Shoot from front to back. Then remember which phone you unlocked.

Finishes

Color is a $300 decision.

Hardware Gray is included. Every other roll is a multi-hundred-dollar upcharge, because the hinge is the product now.

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The original aisle-7 silver. Included, because even we have limits.

iPhone Duo Plus pairs in several duct tape colors

The accessories are the business model.

Coming soon

iPhone Trio

Three. Taped.

The natural successor. Another iPhone 4. Another wrap. 3× processing. 3× memory. Still no shared clipboard. Pre-orders open when we find a third phone that still turns on.

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Coming soon
Three iPhone 4 devices taped into a wider Trio prototype

From $4,798, plus the third roll.

Tech Specs

Capacity
32GB. Split across two devices that will not share files.
Display
Two 3.5" Retina displays, 960×640 each, 42mm of tape between them.
Chip
2× processing. Two A4 chips. They do not share a cycle.
Memory
2× memory. 512MB + 512MB. Adjacent. Incommunicado.
Multitasking
Two apps at once, because there are two phones. No Split View. No shared clipboard. Hold both.
Camera
5MP stills. 720p video. Twice. Not stereo.
Battery
Charge each Lightning-less 30-pin port. Separately. In 2010 time.
Hinge
Cloth. Rated for 12 folds or one commute, whichever comes first.
Water resistance
IP68 if you never take it near water. We mean it.
Weight
Heavier than it looks. Looks heavy.
Colors
Whatever the hardware store had behind the counter.
In the box
The phones. The tape. A prayer. No charger. Obviously.